Know Your Enemy. A Survival Guide
List of chapters included in the book
What Are We Dealing With?
Pop Goes the Vampire
Vamp History 101
How to ID a Vampire
Vampire Protection Strategies
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The Ultimate Information Guide for Vampire Apocalypse
There are plenty of ways an apocalypse could hit. Most folks these days are worried about zombies. Thank you The Walking Dead. Honestly people, if you avoid a herd, have you considered how absolutely rotten stupid a zombie really is?
Supernatural, paranormal, and survival expert Rex Cutty has plenty to say on that topic and none of it will win him the Vampire Protection League’s Sympathetic Human of the Year Award. Written in his trademark, punchy, sarcastic style, Cutty’s text makes one thing clear. Dead is dead. There is no misunderstanding on the subject. And dead at the fangs of a vampire is one place you don’t want to be. Ignore his advice at your own peril
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
A somewhat shadowy figure with vague ties to agencies like the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Cutty is an expert on both zombies and vampires. “The rotters are kinda the trailer park trash of the monster world,” he says. “Them you can deal with. But vampires? They’re social climbing, bloodsucking elitists. All about the politics with them.”
Packing his books with useful survival information and a hearty dose of self-deprecating and sarcastic humor, Cutty says living through anything is about attitude and a decent sense of humor. “Man, you stop laughing? You’re gonna start dying. Simple as that.”
Cutty claims no affiliation to any political party or philosophy beyond just staying alive. “Tell yourself what you want to when you’re out there trying to keep on breathing,” he says. “Personally, I think the biggest horror we got going is the U.S. Congress, but I can’t stake a Senator, no matter how much I might want to, so politics is no interest to me. If you can’t fight the monsters, then I say move on.”
Although vague about what he does for his “day job,” Cutty likes to write in his personal bomb shelter. “I’m really not all that worried about the Commies pulling the trigger any more,” he says, “but I inherited the place from my Granddad and it’s a great place to get away and put my books together — at least it is now after I added wifi and a sports package.”
When asked about his next book, Cutty said, “Wouldn’t you like to know.”
WHAT READERS SAY
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From identifying a vamp to protection strategies – a perfect read should a blood sucking terror ever occur!
– Evan Peterson
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